Friday, November 21, 2008

Fantastic Photobooth Bloggers

One of these bloggers is just like the other....

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Best in Show, cont.

You are a pageant Mom, it’s official.
- Erica U.

Best In Show

I am happy to report this fine day, that Betty is now a show dog. She has been entered into the Chicago Red Eye's 2008 Most Beautiful Dog competition. The competition is fierce, but we (Betty & I) are crossing our fingers and paws that she will get nominated.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

The proud owner of a bonnet.

I went to CVS to purchase a shower cap, and I accidentally purchased a bonnet. It's a purple "lace trim satin bonnet".
- Me

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Holiday Shopping

Zoe's just about done with her shopping for Betty and Lola.
- My mom in reference to Christmas shopping
* Betty, Lola, and Zoe are our dogs.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Daytime cocktails

Where's the booze around here?
- overheard a client say this while visiting our office for a meeting

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Get a room.

Presidential PDA.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

My grillz

I had a dentist appointment today for yet another incident with my tooth (hearing your dentist say "you are not allowed to have any emergencies within the next 5 days...I will be gone at a conference" is never a good thing). Yikes. Anyways...as I was sitting there in the dentist chair bright and early before work, I thought to myself this is one place I will never feel self-actualized. I was getting impressions taken for my second fake grill (which translates to "crown" for the more conservative reader), and my dentist handed me a wad of paper towel for the inevitable drool which was bound to come trickling down my chin. As if that was not enough, the dental hygentist then came at me with the vacuum to suck the saliva out, which my tongue just happens to get stuck in every time. Self-actualized....not even close. As I was leaving my appointment, the dentist says, "if your temporary tooth comes out, just get some denture glue and stick 'er back in". Fantastic. See you in two weeks.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Diamond grillz

Definitely go for the diamond grill this time.
- Eileen's advice for my upcoming dentist appointment

Whoops

You left your jean jacket, and quite possibly your dignity, at Berlin.
- anonymous to anonymous