Thursday, June 19, 2008

Quotes by Fadman - 7th ed.

Email Fadilicious sent to the admin. staff in regards to his recent promotion:

Ladies,
Given my recent promotion, I will get the privilege, nay the honor, of working closely with one of you. I must confess that I am lucky for not having to make the choice myself about which one it will be. Choosing among four fine, graceful, beautiful ladies is no easy task indeed.
In order to prevent any further calamities in our already troubled office, I beg you not to fight over me. I realize that I am young, hot, smart, beefy and have a perfectly shaped a__, however fighting will be beneficial to no one I assure you. Whatever process you choose to decide on who will be 'Licious' lady, I promise to make amends to the unlucky, unchosen rest of you somehow, some time. Till then, I remain
Your most obliging AC,
Fadi

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