Thursday, July 31, 2008
Clarification
Just an fyi to all of you readers, I am not the one with the injury below. My right hand is happy and healthy. Here's a hint to who the injured right finger belongs to.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
Whitie Tighties
This morning Eileen told me she found the perfect gift for me at Wisconsin Dells. I couldn't wait....could it be a cute bracelet, Wisconsin Dells shirt?? Nope....
Even better than I could ever have imagined. This is why Eileen is one of my best friends...she knew I would like this way better than a cute bracelet.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Bachelor Talk
"Dude, you really need to think about lowering your standards."
- bachelor talking to a fellow bachelor about dating on the bus
Monday, July 14, 2008
Gnomes in the Outfield
Just when I think Funster couldn't get any more exciting, I hear a story like this.
"Instead of angels in the outfield, we had gnomes in the outfield," Munster police Lt. Ed Strbjak said. "There were 34 of them, so I'd guess there were some gnomes in the dugout and in the stands."
Thursday, July 10, 2008
You've been bamboozled
You know what I love? The superpoke application on facebook. With the click of the mouse, you can high-five, throw a sheep at, give a restraining order, or even hula hoop with someone.
Just this morning, I received an email which said: Eileen has rained threes on you (and only you).
I'm the only one she's rained threes on? Wow. Talk about an awesome start to the day.
Just this morning, I received an email which said: Eileen has rained threes on you (and only you).
I'm the only one she's rained threes on? Wow. Talk about an awesome start to the day.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
My [new] bf
In reference to the blog below, I present to you...Roshan, my bf [best friend, not boyfriend...just to be clear]. He's #1.
Another day in the office....
Another busy day in the office. Email chain between some co-workers today:
Roshan: I no longer want to be friends with you.
Heather: Ok, thanks.
Roshan: That was Mazen. I can't believe that you would say OK to that though.
Heather: Whoops. I mean, it totally was not okay. I was devastated.
Mazen: Roshan, at least have the decency to tell Heather in person that you no longer want to be friends with her. Email is such a cowardly outlet for such sentiments.
Roshan: Mazen, at least have the decency to tell me in person that you don't want me to be Heather's friend. Using my computer is such a cowardly outlet for such sentiments.
However, you have opened my eyes to the frailty of my friendship with her.
Heather: Roshan - you are my best friend. I just didn't want to show you how truly hurt I was by your email. Although I came across like I didn't care, I was broken on the inside.
Mazen: Eileen, you are my best friend. Nuts to Heather and Roshan.
Eileen: Thank you, Mazen. I was starting to wonder if the sole reason I was included on this email was so Heather and Roshan could flaunt their friendship. And don't worry, our friendship will never fall victim to faulty communication.
Heather: Roshan - this gives us reason to flaunt our friendship even more....billboards, websites, radio station ads, etc.
Roshan: I'm all for flaunting. They don't pose a great threat any way.
Mover's and shaker's here at our company. Takin' care of business....one day at a time.
Roshan: I no longer want to be friends with you.
Heather: Ok, thanks.
Roshan: That was Mazen. I can't believe that you would say OK to that though.
Heather: Whoops. I mean, it totally was not okay. I was devastated.
Mazen: Roshan, at least have the decency to tell Heather in person that you no longer want to be friends with her. Email is such a cowardly outlet for such sentiments.
Roshan: Mazen, at least have the decency to tell me in person that you don't want me to be Heather's friend. Using my computer is such a cowardly outlet for such sentiments.
However, you have opened my eyes to the frailty of my friendship with her.
Heather: Roshan - you are my best friend. I just didn't want to show you how truly hurt I was by your email. Although I came across like I didn't care, I was broken on the inside.
Mazen: Eileen, you are my best friend. Nuts to Heather and Roshan.
Eileen: Thank you, Mazen. I was starting to wonder if the sole reason I was included on this email was so Heather and Roshan could flaunt their friendship. And don't worry, our friendship will never fall victim to faulty communication.
Heather: Roshan - this gives us reason to flaunt our friendship even more....billboards, websites, radio station ads, etc.
Roshan: I'm all for flaunting. They don't pose a great threat any way.
Mover's and shaker's here at our company. Takin' care of business....one day at a time.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
End of the day banter...
Roshan: What does a complicated beast even mean?
Mazen: It means there are a bunch of layers to you.
Roshan: Oh. That's true.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Pass
PASS.
After many long, grueling months of studying, Al graduated from GSB. And he's not 'tarded*, he is the most intelligent camel I know. Many congrats to Al.
* Mazen came up with that name, btw. We are in a blogging war.
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